可憐的金魚

上星期我爸媽買換咗個組合櫃....我阿媽又試新屎坑....搞埋d無謂嘢....之前2日佢已經不停係到擺飾物....今日返到屋企仲要見到一缸金魚...

 

我真係要形容吓缸魚...一個好細既玻璃缸...直徑得20cm左右...好似人哋係office 養魚用既嗰種缸...咁細個缸...一係就養1,2條魚...唔係就養d魚仔就算...我阿媽竟然買6條金魚...咁都算...最大問題係我阿媽根本又唔識養魚...搞咗好多笑話:

 

- 買魚嗰人都叫佢買魚仔...佢又要買金魚...而加6條金魚迫係個缸仔到...氹氹轉咁游...真可憐

- 人哋叫佢買乾糧...佢又買蟲...搞到成個缸都係蟲...好難清潔麻.....佢自己又唔識換水..

- 人哋叫佢買喉 bump 氧氣...佢就買咗少少氧氣珠...點知d魚又唔夠氣...全部魚浮晒係水面吸氣...真係好好笑...我第一次見到咁...d魚係水面吹波波...你直望個缸只係見到幾條魚尾...

- 佢唔知金魚特性...唔知金魚唔可以食咁飽...所以餵多咗..已經有條魚因為太飽唔識游....仲就死咁既樣..

 

明明我細佬佢個仔係養魚專家...都唔叫佢搞...結果搞到一鑊粥...見到我阿媽咁..都唔知好嬲d好笑....比佢激死....

 

d 魚真係好可憐.....